Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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