If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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