I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize