The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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