i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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