Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
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My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
You can't just leave with hair like that
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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