Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
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I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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