Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
wow bdsm is so cute
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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