OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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