theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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