i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
tell me about the fingering
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