Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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