So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
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They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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