Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I need a beard to bite.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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