Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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