I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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