Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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