Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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