I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
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The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
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I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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