We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
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My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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