i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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