i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
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You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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