Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I look excited, but its just a facade.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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