i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
There are leaves in my underwear?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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