real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You ate ashes out of my bong
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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