when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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