Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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So many bounce houses so little time
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
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I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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