I hope mine doesn't look like that
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.