ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
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I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
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I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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