I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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