I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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