So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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