Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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