i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
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It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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