This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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