apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
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I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
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When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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