All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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