Don't you send me to vm
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Bring me that man meat
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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