Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Randomize
