I'm really into asian looking animals
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Randomize
