so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
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Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize