Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
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you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
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Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I wish there were birth control emojis
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
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