I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
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You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
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this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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