I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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