Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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