I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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