Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
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You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize