You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm too high and old for this...
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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