"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
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We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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