You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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