SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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