: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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