Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
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That reminds me...we need to get swords
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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