I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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