Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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