I'm eating all of the evidence.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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