The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
The adults are the big ones right?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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