How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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