Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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