i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
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Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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