yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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