So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
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He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
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We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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